A Verse for Husbands:
Husbands, love your wives [be affectionate and sympathetic with them] and do not be harsh or bitter or resentful toward them.
-- Colossians 3:19 (The Amplified Bible)
A Verse for Wives:
... and let the wife see that she respects and reverences her husband [that she notices him, regards him, honors him, prefers him, venerates, and esteems him; and that she defers to him, praises him, and loves and admires him exceedingly].
-- Ephesians 5:33 (The Amplified Bible)
Women's Talk -- An out-of-this-world language to Men
What Those Words Really Mean... :
When she says 'Yes', it usually means 'No.'
When she says 'No', it means 'Yes.'
When she says 'Maybe', it still means 'No.'
When she says 'I am sorry', it means 'You'll be sorry.'
When she says 'We need this', it means 'I want it.'
When she says 'Well, up to you. It's your decision', it means 'Come on, wise up. Don't you know that my correct decision hasn't been obvious already?'
When she says 'Do what you want', it means 'You'll pay for this later.'
When she says 'Honey, we need to talk', it means 'I want to complain.'
When she says 'I am not upset', it means 'Of course I am upset, you moron!'
When she says 'You're so manly today', it means 'Please go and take a bath. Your BO stinks!'
When she says 'The kitchen is so inconvenient', it means 'Time for us to buy a new house.'
When she says 'Do you love me?', it means 'I am going to ask for something expensive.'
When she says 'How much do you love me?', it means 'I am going to tell you something that you are going to be very angry.'
When she says 'I'll be ready in 1 minute. Just give me 1 minute. I'll be ready', it means 'Take off your shoes. Go and get your coke. Switch on the soccer game. I'm going to take 1 hour.'
1 comment:
not entirely true elvis!
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